I understand you all have been missing You knit What??. even though I don’t knit, I miss it too. Which is why I’m publishing this picture. The site in concern (click on the photo if you requirement to see it, as well as I utilize the word “need” extremely loosely here) sent me an email, telling me they had a sexy!! new!! site!! in about eight different colors.
Now, I don’t want to hold poor email formatting options against people. a few of my finest good friends had to be told (gently) that they were shouting (in all caps), at one point or another. however I ought to have taken it as a warning, since … this … this is an all-caps NO. This is an eight-colors NO.
Unless your Halloween costume is “toilet paper cozy”, no. Unless you have a sexual fetish that includes pretending to be an afghan, no. I just don’t comprehend this aesthetic. Bumblebee? Bumbleebee at Dollywood? Bumblebee at a “Gentlemen’s Club” at Dollywood?
The site in concern likewise advertises their patterns as “Fearless!!” Well, I’d state you’d have to be quite damn fearless to wear this out in public. (Sorority hazers requirement look no further! I got your rush prank best here!) however I would like to introduce them to the idea of The gift of Fear. count on your gut, unless your gut states to knit this.
I don’t understand if this specific pattern was ever featured on You knit What??, however I’m presuming it might have been. potentially for a week straight.
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